BUTTS BEFORE BULLETS
It is an interesting place to live when the Chief of Police tells the citizenry to arm themselves for their own personal safety. My personal feeling is I don’t think he knows the law of attraction. Having a weapon seems to me to be an invitation for trouble to come looking for you. You know egos and all that, everybody likes to be a hero or a white hatted cowboy until the bullets fly, especially during robberies and road rage incidents. I have a better idea. Living in one of the most obese states of the union, I suggest they legalize, nay, mandate public nudity. I am certain that would scare off more trouble than a puny .357. Think of how it would also stave off the underwear/ass hanging out above a belt that could never keep the pants up in any other rhythm than a slow walk. I can see this new world now, and it is a beautiful place, those that insist on carrying a weapon would only have one place to holster it and that would free up so many seats on the buses and rail lines. Alongside fall marathons for charity we could have cellulite competitions, the more the bumps the more the points. Hell if your ass is too big I say a tax deduction should be offered. How many naked politicians would actually have the balls to stand up and say “we need more war and higher taxes” because their erections would give them away as the whores they are. And even though no one would be able to give another the shirt off their back, the answer to a panhandlers question would always be a foregone conclusion unless of course one has some spare change holstered. Yes make the naked city really naked. Everyone says society changes one person at a time, I say go for the big bang and ban not only the bra but the jockstrap, return naked truth and honesty to society! And for those guns, at least they would be pointed in the right direction for self policing. Thank you Chief Craig!
© M Durfee
FREE YOUR BODY BEFORE YOU BLOW YOUR BALLISTICS.