REGIFTING
Owning my own tin roofed home and traveling the world,
living forever with nuts and candied fruit I have met more relatives of the
same family and been in the hands of more post office employees than any other creation
of man. I just don’t understand why no one likes to actually eat fruitcake.
© M Durfee
8/9/13
The tale of the average fruitcake written in 55 words for G-MAN
is a truth of how some things attain all that life has to offer, travel,
friends and a mobile home that gets better than 12 miles per gallon. Seriously
have you ever seen mold on a fruit cake? If you can write the truth of such a weighty matter as this in 55 words exactly then you make sure you let G-Man know and link it to him. He will drop by and take a bite out of your ass to send you to the week end,
If it is good fruit cake, it's great. If not, it's junk. Last Christmas, if you rememeber my post, I actually made my own fruitcake and it received great reviews from most who tried it. A few, however, thought I'd wasted the bourbon...
ReplyDeleteReally! There's bourbon in fruit cake? Hmm let us not be to hasty in my judgment here---does the alcohol cook off? If so I return to my original Opinion Jeff.
DeleteI actually love fruitcake specially with a good wine & nuts & candied fruits ~ Enjoyed your comment as well, smiles ~
ReplyDeleteHave a kick ass weekend too ~
Grace Yeah I would have to drink a 1/2 gallon box of Gallo Bro's wine (per slice) to get the fruit cake moist enough too
DeleteYou have to be well hungry to eat fruitcake because it's usually so bitter! Hi my friend, I have escaped to sit in my car during lunch break to indulge in a bit of escapism in blogland, good to see you are still writing 😊
ReplyDeleteCinnamon, good to see you, yeah I am to lazy to do anything else but write this. Really? Are they bitter? Glad to know that, another reason to never take the wrapper off.
DeleteTo personify a fruitcake: hilarious, with that tin roof!
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kj You're on Pain Drugs I think I could fart and you'd lose your composure and laugh right now. You know those things can't be personified, they have no life (or taste) to them.
Delete"been in the hands of more post office employees than any other creation of man." very funny!
ReplyDeleteHMMMM Melinda that you would pick that line...you were a cheerleader once right? Now that is also just a joke for the so please take no offense all cheerleader folk (or pieces of t...I mean mail.)
Deletelol. good un
ReplyDeleteNothing is funnier than truth when it comes to a homemade baked door stop/boat anchor Charles.
DeleteI LOVE fruitcake!
ReplyDelete(The bake in the oven kind, not the Andy Dick kind)
There's just something about green mystery fruit.
Loved your fruitylicious 55 Mark.
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End
So Galen how does it feel to poop boulders?
DeleteDon't those candies scratch your bowel as they pass, surely you're not suggesting that stuff digests?
Deleteha. my father in law likes fruitcake....mmm not my fav thing in the world quite honest....i know a few though....
ReplyDeleteBrian i pity your kids because his blood is mingled with your FiL's. Maybe you could beat the taste from them or make them eat a whole slice.
DeleteDon't laugh, but when I lived in Georgia I ate the best damned fruitcake in the world. It got me hooked. Great 55...
ReplyDeleteSusan to each their own my tastes just tend towards something made in this century.
DeleteThere's a good reason they call crazy people "fruitcakes."
ReplyDeleteFruitcakes are invincible. Totally. Completely.
ReplyDeleteFruitcakes will still be here along with roaches when every other vestige of life is gone.
ReplyDeleteI had a really good fruitcake last year. It was sliced and I thought it was a fancy desert bread. Homemade, it was, not store bought. It was GOOD! I am going to try one this year. :)
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