Wednesday, July 3, 2013

I REMEMBER WHEN A LOBBY USED TO BE A PLACE FOR POPCORN


Ridin’ along in my Coupe de Ville
I find the number of trees I see
are hardly enough to compare the beauty
of the car you get to ride in for free because of me.

On the road where everything is free
even the exhaust that is killing everyone
but my mister senator and me,
I got that babe in the back seat
just waiting in the Southwest chili
heat for marching in what kind
of lingerie orders to wear from me.

All we need are a few more less laws
and some cooler air smogged up air
then we can set about makin’
that unwanted tit suckin’ baby eat
from the ass holding leather congressional seats.

I love scorching some ass in my high class
low culture lobbyists de Ville’s back seat!

I know you sir,
You sure can pull a train,
in your lacy underwear
without breakin a sweat or a strain.
I’ll wait with your pay in the club car seat.
I don’t need to let the public know I create the heat
that will boil you alive if the train doesn’t arrive on time.

Of course it was only gifts and money paid for political porn
that would let me show your world how
HUGE a dick I really am.

I am a lobbyist.
I may not have your star power
but by god I have plenty of cash paying
to play for your hours driving
my big shiny ol’ de Ville in your ass
all over this lordly land while I got your
bought and paid for political ass on my Coupe’s
beautifully hot leather fuck them seat.

Just remember do your job politico,
make the sheep fucking bleed until they bleat
or I’ll finance your opponent
who’ll be more than happy
to take my kinky sex
in your nice ex ‘de Ville seat.

© M Durfee
7/3/13

17 comments:

  1. I love scorching some ass in my high class
    low culture lobbyists de Ville’s back seat!


    ha.

    the lobbyist just serve the larger corporate masters who really run the country and dictate which of their cronies we get to vote for...making sheep bleed....thank goodness...yeah, right...smiles

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    1. They have money Brian and buy people who know words, we have love and the power of it to fuel our words. Let them have the limo, we do fine with a microphone and audience.

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  2. you tell em'! I can just see you riding in that bad ass car now...

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    1. I had a Coupe de Ville once Candace, it was tank but I never whored a lobbyist out of the back seat.

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  3. All so true, Mark. Sad to say...

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  4. Good stuff, man. This should be set to the music of ZZ Top, with the singer from Rage against the machine doing vocals.

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    1. ZZ top would be cool but I'd rather have lobbyists in lingerie standing theough the sunroof singing it so Americans and other people could see how their governments really work Charles.

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  5. Sedan chair - carriage - caddy



    Aloha

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    1. It's al the same, trips golf outings and 5 star meals...some whores are bought cheaper than others.

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  6. Hey ..love the voice of the lobbyist Mark ~ This can read like a (satire) song, ha ~

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    1. Grace I am getting more sarcastic towards the system the more i understand it.

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  7. I hope you sent this to our congressional delegation... Reminds me of the movie, "Thank You for Smoking" (I think that was the name) that was a satire about the lobbying industry.

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    1. Jeff the politicians do not need me to tell them what sluts they are...they know it & are reminded every time they look at their bank statements. Seriously A US Senator has to raise $15,000 A DAY to retain their seat. They are the ones who are high priced gigolo's and call girls.

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  8. caddy de ville, compensation for penis envy ;)

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  9. Mark, I love the bitter irony. The whole mess sucks. xo

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  10. I wish that people would be elected who really did care and who weren't seduced by power.

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