Ridin’ along in my Coupe de Ville
I find the number of trees I see
are hardly enough to compare the beauty
of the car you get to ride in for free because of me.
On the road where everything is free
even the exhaust that is killing everyone
but my mister senator and me,
I got that babe in the back seat
just waiting in the Southwest chili
heat for marching in what kind
of lingerie orders to wear from me.
All we need are a few more less laws
and some cooler air smogged up air
then we can set about makin’
that unwanted tit suckin’ baby eat
from the ass holding leather congressional seats.
I love scorching some ass in my high class
low culture lobbyists de Ville’s back seat!
I know you sir,
You sure can pull a train,
in your lacy underwear
without breakin a sweat or a strain.
I’ll wait with your pay in the club car seat.
I don’t need to let the public know I create the heat
that will boil you alive if the train doesn’t arrive on time.
Of course it was only gifts and money paid for political porn
that would let me show your world how
HUGE a dick I really am.
I am a lobbyist.
I may not have your star power
but by god I have plenty of cash paying
to play for your hours driving
my big shiny ol’ de Ville in your ass
all over this lordly land while I got your
bought and paid for political ass on my Coupe’s
beautifully hot leather fuck them seat.
Just remember do your job politico,
make the sheep fucking bleed until they bleat
or I’ll finance your opponent
who’ll be more than happy
to take my kinky sex
in your nice ex ‘de Ville seat.
© M Durfee