Friday, January 31, 2014

SAY WHAT YOU WANT HE'LL KICK YOUR ASS ANYWAY (into the weekend)



CLIMATE CHANGE
“Man it’s so damn hot that the ice in hell has melted.” Sweat was pouring so hard it drained salty into his mouth. “Look I told you! You complain about how hot it is I was going to kick your ass, remember last winter?” “Yeah I do, it was so damn cold hell froze over.”

1/31/14


This is a fifty five word short story with many ramifications. Of course it is linked to Mr, Know it all’s blog which kicks ass by the way. 55 words is all you’re allowed and if you go over or under he will yell at you. So tell him a story he has his tongue frozen to a metal pole right now so don’t make him yell. Get the oxy/acetylene torch and lets cut the pole in half so he can go home and thaw it out. And don't forget to link to him or he will start flapping that frozen pole and you'll get stuck on it too.

13 comments:

  1. If only his tongue would get stuck to a pole!

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  2. ha. i try to keep my tongue off of poles....just saying
    lol. i am sure we are to blame...we always find something to complain about
    too hot/too cold...then we get the opposite and we are right back at it.

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  3. Its been terribly cold here at even a 0 C is fine with us. I see some US states are not used to ice storm e.g. Atlanta, but we all have to get used to these sudden ice polar temps ~

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  4. Humanity, can't live with 'em. Can't live with 'em.

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  5. An interesting short piece.

    Thank you. Love love, Andrew. Bye.

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  6. A 50-word short story, you say.

    Hmmm.

    Eight degrees at the bus stop,

    Pearl

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  7. Tongue stuck to a pole eh?
    I hope that ain't one of them metaphors!!
    Loved your Climatic 55 Mark
    Al Gore would like this one I think.
    As Always...You Da Man!
    Have a Kick Ass Week-End

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  8. Uhm, who, the heck, allows you only 55 words? Grrr ...

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  9. …Gotta complain about something! :)

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  10. so hot that the russian ship sent by the australians to rescue those on the south pole got iced in? yip, must be global warming...

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  11. What a heart-wrenching post! Thanks for sharing this with us, Mark.

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  12. I think that my pole is about to be frozen or at least very chilly for a few days as another norther comes in. Then it's back to the 60's for the weekend.

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So Walking Man I was thinking...