“Man it’s so damn hot that the ice in hell has melted.” Sweat was pouring so hard it drained salty into his mouth. “Look I told you! You complain about how hot it is I was going to kick your ass, remember last winter?” “Yeah I do, it was so damn cold hell froze over.”
This is a fifty five word short story with many ramifications. Of course it is linked to Mr, Know it all’s blog which kicks ass by the way. 55 words is all you’re allowed and if you go over or under he will yell at you. So tell him a story he has his tongue frozen to a metal pole right now so don’t make him yell. Get the oxy/acetylene torch and lets cut the pole in half so he can go home and thaw it out. And don't forget to link to him or he will start flapping that frozen pole and you'll get stuck on it too.